In Germany we used to tell our friends the following joke:
Chancellor Kohl's library burned down!
Both books!
One was already half colored-in!
Now I don't have an example of Helmut Kohl's real library. It is possible that this was just a silly kids joke after all.
But for our stable genius president #(44+1) we have a nice sample of his greatest work. He looks so proud! The most bigliest map ever! And he is the best weatherman in the hole universe!
However, I am not sure we should give him a lot of credit for his storm predictions. He is the most prolific source of s#!t storms in the country; predicting your own output does not take much know-how. He may just be listening to his gut!