Dear Friends, I have a hypothesis. Rather than presenting mathematical proof, I will wrap the evidence into a court story. I know only very few people like math but most people like stories and humor. You will be the jury on my hypothesis! Enjoy!! Donald Trump passed on the golden spoon. Here I need to provide some background. Germans use the expression “to pass on the spoon” (Den Löffel abgeben) when somebody dies. This relates back to the days when spoons were chipped from wood. So, this expression predates our destructive single-use, smooth plastic culture. A freshly whittled wood spoon has some pretty, or rather not so pretty, rough edges. After the spoon was used over somebody’s lifetime all the rough edges have been smoothed out and whoever inherited such a wonderful, polished spoon was rather happy to receive it from the person who passed it on. No splinter left behind! (Loud cheers from people who are happy that Donald gave up his spoon … Using this expression for Donald makes sense with his German DNA in mind.) Donald Trump comes to Heaven. Long pause. What a joke! I could stop right here and declare Mission Accomplished. Flash picture of George W. Bush Mission Accomplished speech on the aircraft carrier here… At the gate, St. Paul is on guard duty, ensuring lawful processing of the asylum claims. He asks the tired, newly arriving souls to download the CBP HOME app so that their applications can be processed while they wait in purgatory-light for their applications to be processed. To make purgatory-light bearable the thermostat has been lowered from “Hell” to “Death Valley, Summer”. Some of the Souls are still whining about this setting and argue that after global warming has struck, they should receive a discount. They say the added heat feels like a tariff. Anyway, thanks to advanced AI processing the migrating souls don’t have to roast to the state of “clean beautiful coal” before their case is decided by the Artificial Intelligence, Immigration Judge (AI.IJ) application that has stored everything humans know and did and a lot more BS in its LLM (Large Language Model). Heaven can only run this extreme power-hungry application by sending many souls to Hell because humanity completely depleted the fossil fuels on Earth. That means Heaven must sell souls to Hell where they are finding their final solution to use AI. It is a truly Faustian Bargain. Background for the non-German reader: A Faustian bargain is a pact or agreement to exchange something of immense value, like one's soul or moral principles, for something desirable such as knowledge, power, wealth, or pleasure. The term originates from the German legend of Dr. Faust,(“Faust” in German is “fist”) who sold his soul to the Devil to gain knowledge and power. It signifies a self-defeating transaction where the cost outweighs the gain. As soon as Donald Trump has entered his name and the field with his final occupation (47th POTUS) St. Paul sends out a masked and armed ICE angel squad (imagine Charly’s Angels here in their jump suits; I love Farah Fawcett!) to grab Donald and bring him in an unmarked ICEcream truck to the See-GOD processing facility. Donald loves being grabbed by the Angels! A dream comes true! The sound of See-God reminds Donald of the CECOT facility (Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo) where he used to unlawfully fly illegal immigrants under the radar of the Supreme Court while he ruled the US. It was wonderful that these fools believed it was good to blindfold themselves. He is happy to hear that heavenly justice sounds very similar to the “Just HIS” Justice department that he had “reformed” or corrupted on Earth. With a little $Trump meme coin it should be possible to get a premium seat in Heaven. He still has $Billions of those in his Crypto company. His artificially colored, partially artificial hair is quickly shaved. He is escorted into a HUGE, Supreme-size court room. Donald feels right at home. He has spent a lot of his time on Earth in Court. A person with long hair and brown skin enters and sits down at the judge’s bench. Donald thinks: “Oh God help me, he looks like a Radical Left, Lunatic of a Judge, a troublemaker and agitator …” A door on the left opens and St. Paul appears. On the right another door opens, and St. Peter enters. St. Paul addresses Donald: Donald, welcome to your last tribunal. I am St. Paul. I hope you know me already well from your Bible studies. I understand you are a prolific seller of the Trump Bible and as such we assume you are expertly versed in the details of this magnificent book. I am the man formerly known as Saul who was a fervent persecutor of Christians. I met Jesus on the road to Damascus. You must have read about me in the Acts of the Apostles. I did a complete turnaround and after some hellish suffering on Earth in the name of Jesus I am now happy to be in Heaven and continue to serve the Lord in less painful positions. When we prepared your trial, we were looking for Matt Gaetz as your defender. Since you had nominated him to become Attorney General for your Second Coming, we thought he would be a trusted legal agitator on your behalf. Unfortunately, we did not find his soul. Somebody must have forgotten to put one in when they assembled him. This does happen sometimes. According to our records he was manufactured in the USA. They used to be very good in manufacturing, but recently the devil has slipped into their details. Now they only make stuff up. Consequently, God decided that I should be your defender. He believes that I am an expert in personal turnarounds and will be able to shine a powerful light on the turnaround opportunities that you had. He is the Decider around here, not George W. Bush (2006: "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best"). The good news for you is that I work pro bono. We know you don’t like to pay with your own money for your representation in court. Your $Trump meme coins are not legal tender in Heaven. Or Hell. Soul is the only currency that counts at the final judgement. St. Peter on the other side will act as the Prosecutor. Last, but not least, I like to introduce you to Jesus at the bench. He will be your Judge. I hope you don’t think of him as Judge Judy just because of his long hair. He is a man! But first let him wash your feet. They are so dirty from the long journey. Jesus loves the strangers from far away. I must share with you that this will be a bench trial. I believe you are familiar with the concept since your trial in front of Juan Merchan in the ‘hellhole’ of New York. I am quoting you here with the ‘hellhole’. I have the suspicion that if your trial does not go well and you must self-deport from Heaven, you would be very happy if you could evade your judgement by sneaking through the Lincoln Tunnel into Hell’s Kitchen, instead of dropping into real Hell. We here in Heaven think about Hell’s Kitchen in NY as Fake Hell… We know you are an expert trash-talker on Fake anything … Sorry I digressed. Sometimes my thoughts turn into a stream of conscience. Since you have no conscience, this is foreign to you. However, we have watched quite a few recordings in NEATFLIX, the heavenly streaming App, that show you trash-talking in a STREAM OF UNCONSCIENCE. Your highest rated titled was the “Access Hollywood tape”. It was rated (R), for Republicans only. A straight 10! We must do a bench trial because we could not find a single soul that could match you as a peer even after we send jury summons to all the souls that were already deported to Hell but have not yet been burned to power our AI.IJ app. Here in Heaven, we must fight the justice war with the army we have, not the army YOU wish WE had. Do you remember Donald Rumsfeld? That was another soul that missed the turn around… Because of this limitation we renamed our Justice Department recently to Just-War department. Archangel Michael fought for this change. Full disclosure: No relationship to your former fixer Michael Cohen. This court is not biased. Regarding the justice YOU wish WE had I am thinking about Pam Blondi, ahem Bondi here. I am sure you would be much happier if I looked like her. We noticed that you have a pattern to choose looks over qualifications when you ran the US Government show. We know you were very happy with the job she did on you in the “Just HIS” department in your Blondi crush time. St. Peter has prepared the maze, ahem map, of your life, so we can appreciate your journey and credit your achievements in life. Please take a look at the maze. Here St. Peter continues to address Donald: You were born on 6/14/1946. This is 23 years after the introduction of leaded gasoline in the US. The first 40 years of your life you had to deal with constant toxic lead exposure. It took the people a long time to stop this madness. Poisoning people for profit was ok. Just poisoning the precious metals in catalytic converters went too far… We are aware that lead exposure leads to violent behavior, so we were not too surprised to see some of that on your personal journey and will consider this in the judgement. You will get one lead Mulligan for this. I must explain that the lead Mulligan is here much more popular with the asylum-seeking souls than an Oscar on Earth. We see you had a cushy upbringing in a very well-to-do family. You dodged serving in the Vietnam War due to “bone spurs”, certified by a Dr. Braunstein as a favor to your father. Lucky you! You avoided exposure to Agent Orange that the US dropped prolifically and exfoliatingly on the Vietnam jungle, Vietnamse civilians, foes, and their own service boys. That means you will not qualify for the Agent Orange Mulligan in the final tally. You may notice that the maze of your life looks very similar to the board game “Game of Life” on Earth. The souls here in Heaven like to bet on the path of the souls on Earth. This is our most fun entertainment up here. We do have quite a few scientists in Heaven. They are a lot of fun, especially if they are on the older side. They are so innovative. We know you prefer the Anti-scientists, and on the younger side. Because we thought that souls cannot be split, Gambling here was not possible for a long time. But when we had a few world-class nuclear physicists and the inventor of Bitcoin applied for asylum in Heaven we were able to create a system where a soul in Heaven could split off a few Satoshi’s for gambling without damaging the soul. Just a few little scars. It is like getting older… Without all these creative scientists here, life in heaven would be a lot of drudgery. By the way, the inventor of Bitcoin did not make it into Heaven because of the corrupt schemes that his invention enabled on Earth. But we made sure that Hell left a few Satoshis of his soul around as a token of remembrance before burning it to feed AI.IJ. We joke about this as the Burning Man Festival. Your initial life followed a very liberal path with a few left turns as you can see. Some would call it a steep downhill, morally speaking... At the end you turned right and got stuck in an increasingly vicious right-turning spiral. Coriolis was thinking that your path looks just like a hurricane in the Southern Hemisphere. Einstein wisecracked that you had been violently right-circling the Southern Hemisphere of many female encounters all your life. And Newton then added that based on his law of the conservation of momentum he was sure you would not be able to break out from that spin. So he placed all his Satoshis on you spinning right 'til death tore you apart. Oh my, these smart scientists are always good for a lighthearted joke. You should have remembered that sometimes it is better to be less conservative of your bad momentum and instead do a good turn. It is wonderful to be among smart and witty people. You are on record to love the poorly educated. That makes me worried you might not be a good fit for life of appreciating science and betting in Heaven… The proceeding is interrupted by an angel, looking like a beatified Robert De Niro, who hands a note to Peter. Peter introduces him to Donald. Hi Donald, this is Robert De Niro, a.k.a. “Angel Heart”. I hope you remember him from the wonderful and scary movie Angel Heart, released in 1987, where he played “Louis Cypher”, an amazingly devilish act. You see, sometimes playing a devilish act can get you to Heaven! By the way, that is the year where you went to Moscow the first time and you started your cul-de-sac journey with your Russian Louis Cypher. I wish you had paid more attention to the names of the actors in your life on Earth. Based on Angel Heart’s note we don’t have much time here. I must press on. Apropos names, and pressing on… This emergency docket filing says that there is a large caravan of souls on their way to invade us from the US after the first ever nuclear, female suicide bomber struck. This happened right after you handed over the golden spoon and left the Oval Office through the chimney. Your Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, had been scheming all along to use your Second Coming and the fact that you passed the golden spoon to connect the POTUS autopen to the nuclear football so that the Second Coming of Christ would be triggered on Earth by the nuclear Holocaust. She had convinced herself that you were the Antichrist. She did not understand that you were only a fake Antichrist and acting the anti-Jesus role on God’s casting to scare humanity to turn around to save themselves from the climate Armageddon that they were creating with their addiction to destructive fossil fuels. God wanted YOU to scare the bejesus out of THEM and save the fossil fuels for ourselves to power AI.IJ in Heaven. Heaven First! You should have connected the dots from Leavitt to “leave it!” She was a pretty soul … There are only Satoshi-size bits left of her. Like most other Souls in the Caravan. The Caravan has been named Mission Dust Storm for their processing in the See-God center. We will probably need a HEPA filter to collect some of the remains. Had you ever even read the first chapter of the Bible - I am talking about the part with Adam and Eve here - you would have known that nothing good comes from chasing the Apples of the pretty ladies. You clearly did not even get that first message based on your life’s journey. When you were stuck in the vicious right turn spiral we had a lot of bets going if you would stumble on the Road to Damascus to start your own turn around similarly to how Saul found Jesus and turned around. First God saved you in Butler, Pennsylvania on 7/13/2024 by only letting the bullet graze your ear. That was HIS shot across your bow to have you change course. You should have read his clear signs and understood that you became his Butler on the mission to turn humanity around. God wanted YOU to be the scariest bullet that shoots across humanities bow. Please look at the map. The Butler miracle convinced enough of the CINO, Christian’s in name only who were not following Jesus’ teachings and were scheming to create the conditions for the Second Coming of Christ, to vote for you. This helped you to win against the brown gal that wanted to be president. You were convinced that the Lord had interfered on your behalf, and you were RIGHT. You played an amazing Madman act and very quickly showed the fundamental weaknesses of humans so called rules-based order that was inviting all this corruption. You did this in such a short time. Both the national system in the US and the UN are corrupt and do not deliver God’s intended harmony and peace for humanity. We were all amazed how you played all this CORRUPTION right over the table, literally smashing it into everybody’s faces. We still don’t get how they did not get that you were ACTING as God’s WRONG WAY sign to them. It was so OBVIOUS! The second time where we thought you would stumble onto your Road to Damascus was when you called into Fox and Friends in August 2025 and said: “I want to try and get to heaven, if possible.” We saw this as your SMS to Heaven. Save My Soul! At that time, TWO, who is TrashWalker One, the creator of the Trashwalker Reformation Movement, was trying to let you know that it was time for your last Act. Like Sauls act in the Acts of the Apostles when he was on his Road to Damascus and turned around. You can see on your map that if you had turned around on your Road to Damascus you could have simply followed the T-R-A-S-H-W-A-L-K-E-R route directly to Heaven. Your third opportunity was when you were at the Museum of the Bible in September 2025 and unveiled “America Prays”. Despite getting so close to the Bible you again failed to see and turn around on your Road to Damascus. There must have been some pretty Apples next to the display of the road to Damascus? It is impossible to believe that a human being who got an expensive education, had an uncle who was a distinguished electrical engineer, inventor and professor at MIT, could miss his last Act to turn around THREE TIMES!? You made more than $1.3 Million on Bible Endorsement’s and never read this treasure of human knowledge! https://www.christianitytoday.com/2025/06/trump-bible-endorsement-profit/ Donald, had you turned around like Saul, you could have become St. Ronald like Saul became St. Paul. You could have become the biggest Apostle of the Trashwalker movement after turning away from your toxic trash-talker spiral. We are all so disappointed you missed this amazing opportunity to reach Sainthood! Heaven and California play by the same rules: Three strikes and you are out! Peter sends a self-deport message to Donald's phone and the court leaves. www.TheTruthWithHumor.com www.Trashwalker.org

Fellow Castaways on planet Earth, I would like to take the occasion that the commander of the Apollo 13 mission, James A. Lovell, recently passed away to share my thoughts on lifeboats. Please refer to the collage of pictures attached to this post to connect with this text. Most of you are probably familiar with the tragic, but teachable story of the Titanic. Designed and built to be “unsinkable”, the unthinkable happened before the marvel of its time could even finish the maiden voyage. It hit an iceberg that pierced so many sections of the partitioned hull that it could not stay afloat. This was a strike of nature that the designer of the ship had not foreseen. Many passengers died because of the hubristic assumption. The richest of them was John Jacob Astor IV, a well-known American business magnate who was returning from his honeymoon with his pregnant, younger second wife, Madelaine. She survived the disaster. Sadly, there were not enough lifeboats on Titanic because they would have spoiled the view. There was a time where rich aristocrats and gentlemen were willing to sacrifice their own life for women and children, even the ones in Third Class. I am pretty sure that Our “ME FIRST” President would have been found in the first lifeboat, if he was faced with such a moral decision. I came across John Jacob Astor and his connection to the Titanic at a corporate event where close to 50 employees were flown from all over the World for one day to New York, to ring the opening bell of the NASDAQ Exchange. We stayed at the luxury St. Regis Hotel, founded in 1904 by Astor. There was a glass vitrine that mentioned his unfortunate demise. History is interesting and educational. I believe that there is a invaluable lesson from God to all of us in the story of the Titanic. Recently I watched a thought-provoking documentary about the Titan Submersible that was built by the company OceanGate to offer tourist dives to the remains of the Titanic. Sadly, the experimental carbon fiber hull of Titan was crushed by the immense pressure of the icy Atlantic, incrementing the fatality count at this grave site by four precious souls. The implosion of the Titan was so sudden that its passengers could not even send a SOS (Save Our Souls) back up to their mothership. There was also no lifeboat on Titan. The parallels to Titanic are striking. Humans’ vanity and engineering hubris are alive and well. You may want to watch this documentary to appreciate how there were warning signs about the flaws in Titan’s design and implementation. There was an engineer who spoke up and took action to prevent the disaster. He was shut down with a lawsuit. The sub even had a special early failure detection system that recorded the acoustic cracks when individual carbon fibers were breaking. The data was recorded and shows that at some point the rate of fractures was going up massively. The hull essentially went over a failure cliff. These cautionary signs were ignored to save the business. When humans have a choice between riches and life, unfortunately too many of us choose money for ME over the life of others. We are whistling us to our own grave. A rather hopeful and inspiring message is sent from the Apollo 13 disaster that ended well thanks to the creativity and resourcefulness of the crew and the large supporting team back in Houston. After the explosion of an oxygen tank on the service module, the crew of three evacuated to the capacity-for-two Lunar Module. They had to deal with limited oxygen, electricity, and water. To save themselves, they used the engines of the Lunar Module to control their space-drift around the Moon and back to Earth. One of the critical dangers that the crew had to overcome was a deadly buildup of CO2 in their small atmosphere on this six-day long Odyssey. Only by creating a makeshift CO2 scrubbing device from a small set of repurposed, misfit components did they succeed in maintaining their atmosphere healthy enough to stay alive until they could return to the command module for the final successful descend through Earth’s precious but thin atmosphere. When I think what today’s Congress would have recommended them to do, I am pretty sure that Congress would have told the imperiled castaways that they were sending them thoughts and prayers, and that they should light a candle, join the prayers, and perhaps smoke some marijuana to calm their anxiety while slowly perishing in the increasingly toxic atmosphere without addressing the root cause of the emergency. We clearly don’t have a Congress who sees the deadly problems of our times and acts decisively to promote our survival. They just send thoughts and prayers and do a lot of trashtalking while enriching themselves, selling us out serving the special interests. Personally, I am worried about the following deadly sustainability emergencies that are threatening the Earth module that we all share: 1. Dysfunctional national government The US Government system is marketed as a Democracy by our politicians, but it is a DINO (Democracy In Name Only). When we compare the simple scheme of one voter = one vote to the reality of a poorly aged, prototype system with Electoral College rounding up and down the weight of votes in each State, and Gerrymandered districts used to dilute the power of the party that is out of power at the State level, we have a system that is not able to react to small shifts of voter movements to guide the flight of the ship-of-state between Scylla and Charybdis. In this system individual votes don’t matter in most precincts. Only a few districts in a few states provide any input and find themselves inundated with election propaganda and lies. In recent elections we see that unhappy, disoriented voters who are in panic over the careening clown car of corrupted Government are trying to sledge-hammer the stuck steering wheel back and forth to turn the ship around towards safety. The culmination of this erratic and accelerating slide toward the cliff is the Trump 47 administration. A purely self-interested, trash-talking, toxic Agent Orange of Horror was able to escape justice by stalling the slow-moving crawl of the exhausted and blindfolded lady justice with money and spurious legal arguments by his corrupted lawyers. Now he has been able to wantonly sabotage the intentionally balanced, but inflexible structures of Government. Trump and his white blood cell minions are like the white blood cells of a body with a severe autoimmune disease who will not relent their destructive march before the infected body dies. Trump himself was damaged over four decades as he absorbed lead (Pb) that was dispersed through leaded gasoline everywhere where Americans drove. Lead is a known neuro toxin and is connected to violence and crime. Congress has abdicated its power of the purse and duty to set a course for the ship and hold the captain accountable to execute the laws faithfully. At this point Congress is a group of hostages who are toeing the party line to avoid getting culled by the corruptly pardoned January 6th wolves who have proven their willingness to violently enforce master Trump’s lawless, unfaithful desires. Congress’ decisions are solely driven by fear for their own lives and families. They are unable to comprehend the calamitous trajectory for all of Earth’s vital functions. Nobody fights. Some chose flight by not running for reelection to escape captivity. The majority appears happy to take advantage of the corrupt state to enrich themselves and create personal life rafts. White blood cells on a rampage. They belong in prison cells! The US is circling with rapid acceleration around the Abyss. When will the turd of a formerly great nation come out at the business end of the golden toilet? In what shape? Where is the lifeboat for this problem? The opposition can only master incoherent and meek whimpers, a cacophony of almost inaudible voices divided over many different frequencies (X, Substack, Blue Sky, Truth Social, Youtube, Tiktok, …) None of the terrified passengers truly knows how many others are desperate to turn the ship around to safety because there is no shared reality that we all experience. 2. Dysfunctional international order The United Nations were created after the horrible experience of World War II to ensure that large and small countries could exist peacefully and cooperatively with each other. Russia’s relentless attacks on Ukraine and Trump’s musings of acquiring Canada and Greenland clearly prove that the special veto powers that their countries were bestowed with at the inception of the UN have been forfeited. Rules must be symmetrical and held up consistently and not just used as cudgels when it is convenient for the powerful to create the appearance of a rule-based system. The countries of the World are bullied by the Superbullies with their grotesquely supersized nuclear arsenals that have gorged themselves on precious resources that would have been better directed to move humanity forward on a sustainable path to a shared, positive and healthy future. 3. Climate change The voracious exploitation of fossil fuels has powered an amazing, exponential explosion of knowledge and technologies. We must be grateful for the sacrifices of previous generations of miners who gave up health, and frequently even their lives, to extract energy, created by primitive life over millions of years, from the dark, dangerous depths of Earth. We have reached a point where further exploitation of fossil fuels and the pollution of the atmosphere with greenhouse gases is putting us on the road to climate hell. Over the previous 400,000 years CO2 in the atmosphere never exceeded 300ppm. In just my lifetime, less than 60 years, it has increased from 330ppm to 425ppm. Science has established that CO2 in the atmosphere leads to global warming. This knowledge was the foundation for the US EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) to regulate greenhouse gas emissions. Under the Trump EPA (Environmental Pollution Agency) there is a push to remove the well-established safeguards and reestablish the freedom to pollute the atmosphere with impunity for profit of special interests. They even are shutting down the measurement systems and satellites that exist to monitor these harmful pollutants. Our ancestors knew long ago that eyes are precious. Why do you think the Bible mentions “an eye for an eye”? Will we allow the white Trump cells to do to the US what we would never accept from our worst enemy? It appears the US Supreme Court is happy to operate in a blinded state. Just look at blindfolded Lady Justice who is their powerless mascot in this battle. While the blindfolded Justices are stumbling around in the dark, the White Trump Cells are turning off the lights. Technology exists to rapidly reduce the use of fossil fuels. A personal example: In 2015 we invested in Solar Panels and a Chevy Volt plug-in hybrid. In 10 years and over 159,000 miles this car has been a joy to drive around town and some longer trips with an average of 170MPG. Had we chosen a gas-only SUV like many others did, we would have burned 8.5 times as much gasoline. If many consumers had made a similar investment at that time we could be living in a world where crude oil only costs $20 on the global market. Russia would not have enough money to wage their violent and deadly war of aggression on their neighbor. It is not too late to start to move in this direction. We are now seeing wanton tariffs thrown at countries for buying Russian oil. The civilized, peace-loving countries in the world could choose to tax themselves on the consumption of harmful oil and then use the tax revenue to start to crimp our self-destructive thirst for oil. Just the declaration of such a plan would likely bring the global oil price down quickly when oil producers see that their noxious boondoggle is going down and they have only little time to extract profits. With such a substantial “Freedom Tax” on fossil fuels we would keep more money on our side of the global game board. That money would be able to fund the transition into a sustainable, renewable energy future for our children and to cushion the transition for those of US who need help. Unlike in Donalds erratic tariff game, the Freedom Tax would be truly paid by the producers of oil. If they can pump a barrel of oil for $15, they can sell it for $20 and still survive. We just need to curb our own addiction to oil to help stop feeding the beast and help that peace has a chance. Ferocious fires like the Palisades and Eaton fires in California in January 2025 show clearly that our society is not prepared to handle the scale and severity of the fire superstorms that can be ignited by a single spark when the weather is “right”, or better wrong, to fan the flames and eviscerate whole cities with countless fatalities. Our awe-inspiring (in some deranged minds) capability to stack bunker-busting bombs on top of each other to pierce deep underground nuclear facilities on the other side of the globe is no match to mother nature’s primal forces that will easily reduce our lemming shelters to ash and toxic waste in a few hours on a sunny afternoon. We think we are unsinkable, but our high-tech society is extremely vulnerable with many Achilles heals inviting catastrophic failure or attacks by nefarious enemies. Just imagine a paranoid, single, old madman with an aging sensor system and compromised executive function at the controls of a nuclear arsenal with flawed information from an aging sensor system, asked to make a global kill decision in minutes under duress. We are only one electronic or software bug and a mind fart away from self-annihilation of Homo Sapiens. To me it appears that it is not a question of if but when we will win a collective Darwin Award when we accidentally blow up the crackling, sagging branch that helped us climb to the top of the evolutionary tree. Menacing nuclear guns are locked and loaded with hair triggers ready to administer the sinister, final solution to all of Homo Sapiens. What awesome and awful power we have created. We are all living under the nuclear sword of Damocles. Can Hollywood keep us all distracted and peaceful long enough until we wipe us out? “Don’t look up!” captures our Zeitgeist spot on. 4. Severe and accelerating pollution of the vital biosphere that we need for wellbeing and survival Humanity is looking down on an amazing journey of discovery in the realm of natural sciences. Many of the items that we grasp every day are a product of chemistry and engineering. Unfortunately, quite a few inventions that were highly decorated when they were first discovered turned out to be Faustian bargains that backfired badly after initially showing great promises. When Thomas Midgeley Jr. discovered Freon, it replaced flammable, or toxic, or explosive substances in refrigeration applications. He received the “Midgley Priestley Medal” for his Pioneering work on Freon and tetraethyl lead (T.E.L.) in 1941. Many decades later the link between Freon and the Ozone hole was established and Humanity had to change course to maintain the critical Ozone layer protection of Earth’s atmosphere against destructive radiation from the Sun. Looking at T.E.L. it was obvious from the very beginning that it was a bad idea. Midgley himself was severely poisoned at one point during the development. Workers in the manufacturing plant reported seeing butterflies flying where there were no flowers. The financial benefit of having a compound that could be patented outweighed the toxicity concerns. Society accepted or was bribed through corrupt officials to endure sustained poisoning of everybody with a constant dose of neuro toxin for many decades. Special interests were making money hand over fist. The national lead intoxication only stopped when the lead was identified as toxic for the platinum in catalytic converters who were required to clean up other noxious tailpipe emissions. Thanks to the catalytic converter the air quality in big cities has improved massively. There are even blue Skys in sunny Southern California these days. Until the clouds of ICE raids moved in. Plastic has been a universal and cheap product with amazing versatility and a lot of short-term benefits. Unfortunately, plastic does not break down in the biosphere. It falls apart into invisible, hard-to-detect microplastic particles that are accumulated in the food chain and will ultimately lead to our brains getting plasticized from within. Think about a future where Homo Sapiens consists of the same material and is as intelligent as a Barbie Doll. We must turn away from plastics to compostable materials that can be part of a healthy, circular economy that creates value for humans without destroying Earth’s vital functions. Forever chemicals (PFAS), a large family of substances with molecules that are indestructible in the natural environment, are another accumulating time bomb that we must defuse. 5. Unsustainable fiscal trajectory Giving tax cuts to the rich and underfund the Government while the economy is healthy is no investment in a healthy, sustainable future. It is a corrupt act that steals from our children and future generations. 6. Loss of a shared purpose We live in a time where many young people ask themselves what the purpose of their lives could be. In the past, religion, nationality, culture, and language established communities that provided a meaningful direction through life. At the same time these diverse value systems also created dividing lines and a lot of discord and even wars. I believe that working on the many global sustainability challenges could be a shared purpose for all of humanity. We all need a healthy atmosphere to breeze, clean water to drink, clean food, and peace. Let me return to the lifeboat theme. If we asked Jeff Bezos about his preferred lifeboat he might point to his superyacht. I personally have a lot of doubts that this pleasure boat will be a real lifeboat when the Trashtalker’s foot with the bone spurs kicks the nuclear football out of the ballpark in a moment of rage and spite against humanity. If we asked Elon Musk what a lifeboat for humanity should be, he appears to choose Mars. He is dedicating a lot of resources to ultimately sending humans to the Red Planet. Humans’ biology has evolved over hundreds of Millions of years and is finely tuned to Earth’s beautiful environment with a nourishing and protective atmosphere. If a larger number of humans would go to Mars, it would require a tremendous amount of oxygen to accommodate the amount of Marijuana-smoking that would be needed to keep those Muskonauts “happy”. Thanks, but no thanks. This is not a good solution IMHO. Finally, I would like to share my personal vision of the most suitable lifeboat for all of us here on Earth. Here is a riddle: I spy something with my little eye that is an OBBB. I spy something with my little eye that is not “The One Big Beautiful Bill”. I spy something that cannot be easily seen. I spy something that is BIG. I spy something that is blue. I spy something that is One Big Blue Ball. When I look at the Earth-rising picture from the Apollo 8 mission I see the potential to create a lifeboat for 10,000,000,000 people that could traverse our galaxy for a very long time, like 100,000 years. Imagine the wonderful knowledge that we could accumulate if we could create a sustainable, peaceful civilization that endures over a timescale 4,000 times longer than the period since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution. We can be the truly conservative generation that started the “Earthshot” initiative, the Global Sustainability Reformation that conserved Earth for future Generations. Or we can be the Generation that walked blindly over the edge of the cliff and dropped the nuclear football. I have a dream: We can all join and salvage this beautiful and precious lifeboat Earth before the special interests finish scuttling it. I believe that Donald Trump was saved by God when the attempted assassination in Buttler only grazed his ear. I believe that God’s act and protection helped Trump to get elected as the 47th POTUS. I believe that God saved Trump to serve as HIS Orange Highlighter of Corruption at the national and international level. Trump was very quick in revealing fundamental, systemic weaknesses of the US constitution and UN charter that essentially open the path for corrupting forces that can destroy the original, good intent at the foundation of these rules-based systems. Trump is God’s WRONG WAY sign to humanity. I believe that God saved Trump and made him behave so arbitrary, corrupt, and destructive as a shot across the bow to all of humanity to show how corruptible WE are and to clearly show that we all are on the WRONG WAY. I believe that God saved Trump and let the bullet graze his ear as a shot across his bow to give him a chance to think about his eternal future, to find his road to Damascus, and to lead the world in the opposite direction of his initial corrupt acts towards a sustainable future. Let us all work together to turn this ship around. Global sustainability can be a uniting, fulfilling vision that transcends cultures, languages and countries. We all share a common biology. We can share a vision that guides us to a shared, beautiful and peaceful future. MEGA! Make Earth Great Again! Godspeed A Trashwalker, Christian Lutkemeyer

We, the Trump Syndicate are proud to announce that we will begin to offer beautiful River Cruises starting April 1st, 2026. As a leader in "hostility as entertainment", our trash mark, we are confident we will see an explosive start to this new business venture. For our maiden route we offer a scenic tour on the Niagara River, starting from the newly acquired 51st State, to celebrate the successful expansion of our amazing Disunion. The voyage will commence on our beautiful flag ship Titanic, powered by beautiful clean coal. We suggest you wear black clothes and use black humor all the time so that the soot that will be belching from the chimneys will not spoil your wonderful experience. Seats in the lifeboats are for sale for the first 500 passengers who will buy the most $Trump meme coins before the start of this once-in-a-lifetime maiden voyage. You may buy your $Trump meme coins with $Trump stable coin at all Coinstar ATMs in your local grocery store. America is great again. You can find the greatest scams just around the corner wherever you go to find nourishment to survive. We are proud to announce that we have been able to secure the best captain of all times, Captain Trashtalker (TT, pronounced Titi), currently moonlighting as President of the US as a entertaining side gig, to lead us on this exciting voyage. He is be BEST in everything! Or BEAST? Little differences don’t matter any longer. Don’t you worry! TT promised to give a beautiful black shoeshine job to the winner of the $Trump purchasing rat race. To avoid changes to their beautiful white skin color from our “clean” soot it is suggested that our wonderful guests always wear blackface. However, if you are too woke to wear blackface, we are sure that you will enjoy the magic sootydust freckles that TT will throw in your face with every toot of his soot horn as we party like it is our last journey. In the unthinkable case that Titanic turns sinkable, our friendly staff from the coal shoveling service in the steam room will be happy to provide their lively support as flotation devices. Just grab them by the … When you are a celebrity they let you do it! They have vowed to take it hard “Til death do us part” and are elated that they do not have to pay any taxes on their tips thanks to the One Big Beautiful Bill that TT extorted from the hostages in Congress for your enjoyment. So don’t tip too much. All these poor suckers already get way more than they deserve in TT’s shamble opinion. We don’t want to disturb the rightful flow of money in our society. Meaning: to the right, and full steam ahead. Unlike water over Niagara Falls, money must always flow upwards. We are firmly committed to keeping upwards mobility at least for money. Freedom from taxes will be added to the Constitution shortly in a TT Emergency Declaration. Why tax the rich and corporations if we can fund the floater, formerly known as the US Government, by tariffs on the essential goods for the poor? Stay tuned to an official US Government announcement on Truth Social on this enriching matter. We, the Trump organization and the US Government are essentially the two faces of a two-faced meme-coin that we are happy to sell to you in our Crypto store. Show your love for CORRUPTION! Heads we win! We will have an exciting lottery, the Survivor, where the lucky winner can visit and share TT’s bathtub where he drowned the Deep State. You will enjoy the unique, deeply personal experience under Grover Norquist’s gold-framed portrait in candlelight. And be assured that we don’t use any of the woke, liberal battery candles on the Titanic. Our CANDLES are made from good-old manly Napalm that was recovered from the GREATEST days of America. Light them up! Don’t expect the most amazing TT to wash anybody’s feet. We expect a Hell of a ride! Please join us for this exhilarating maiden voyage. Good friends of President Trump’s late friend Jeffrey Epstein can look forward to enjoy the special company of our maidens on the younger side to honor the occasion. Thank you for your attention to this matter! www.TheTruthWithHumor.com

The FBI is looking for a fugitive from Federal Prosecution. He is a notorious “Trashtalker”, or “TT” (pronounced Titi). He used the pseudonym “John Barron” frequently in the past when he wanted to mislead the authorities or the public. TT is considered armed and dangerous. At this time, he might have swindled his way to have control over nuclear weapons. Do not approach or attempt a citizen’s arrest. In their undefined wisdom, US voters granted TT Temporary Protected Status from Federal prosecution on 11/5/2024 by triggering a position by the Office of Legal Counsel in the “Just HIS” department. He was last seen in the vicinity of a house, painted in white, a Temporary Protected Shelter (formerly known as the White House), in Washington DC. He may have been involved in an assault on the blindfolded Lady Justice who was sent to the UPS store on 1300 Pennsylvania Ave NW by John Roberts, the Supreme Leader of the impotent, limp third branch (or twig) of the US governmental structure. Lady Justice was only skimpily dressed when she left the Supreme Court, where she works as an intern. She was found very disheveled and distraught at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington. Because of the blindfold she could not provide comprehensive identifying information about her attacker. But she felt bone spurs on his feet. The Weather was hot and humid due to intense global and local warming. The FBI is aware that TT has submitted a request for permanent asylum in Heaven by calling in to Fox and Friends on Tuesday, 8/19. If his application for asylum in Heaven is not granted on or before 1/20/2029, TT will be asked to download the “CBP Home App” to register for his self-deportation to Hell. The authorities are warned to keep a close look on TT if he elects to self-deport. There is strong concern that TT may again evade the final judgement by using the Lincoln Tunnel to Hell’s Kitchen in New York to gain access to this notorious Hellhole and Sanctuary City. The Authorities do not accept that life in New York is a fair trade for living in Hell. Such a trade would require a huge tariff to balance the trade deficit. TT is very familiar with the Big “Apple” (remember the apple that Eve handed to Adam) where he enjoyed the forbidden fruits of a decades long criminal career. It is believed he may intent to hide on 19,000 imaginary square feet on 725 5th Ave, New York, NY 10022, a.k.a. Trump Tower (TT). This imaginary shelter has been revealed in intense litigation in NY. TT’s immigration case officer in Heaven, St. Paul (formerly known as Saul), has advised TT that his chances of being accepted into Heaven will increase BIGLY if TT can find the Road to Damascus, Pennsylvania. Finding the Road to Damascus helped Saul himself to make a turnaround and get to Heaven. Paul has instructed TT to consult the manual to Heaven, a.k.a. “The Trump Bible (TTB)”, and specifically the passage “Acts of the Apostles” (Acts 9:1-22). TT is known to be in possession of a big stash of TTBs, printed in China, which he used to sell for excessive personal profit. Unfortunately for him, it appears he did not study the TTB (neither the US Constitution nor the Bible) since he was unaware of the Road to Damascus stairway to heaven. In his final plea, Paul told TT: “It is time for your last Act and do a FULL TURNAROUND! You should quit to be a “Trashtalker” and become a “Trashwalker”. MEGA! Not MAGA. Make Earth Great Again! Promote global sustainability for the political system nationally and internationally, to produce renewable energy, ensure clean air and clean water, healthy soil and food, fight plastic, and forever chemicals. Don’t be a Dinosaur who burns fossil fuels. Remember that the essential goal of the UN was for small and large countries to exist peacefully with each other. Collaborate! Stop shaking down the powerless who are shaking in front of you. Stop fighting windmills like Don Quixote. You don’t have to die as Donald. You can turn around into Ronald! Or you will go to Hell, without kitchen. Don’t f*** this up!”

The US System of Government is frequently referred to as a Democracy. I see it more as a DINOcature, i.e. a D emocracy I n N ame O nly, or caricature of a Democracy. Donald Trump has now started a Gerrymandering fist fight to pre-steal the 2026 congressional elections from his Temporary Shelter from Legal Prosecution, formerly known as the White House. I like to share an updated voting system inspired by Schrödinger’s Cat to overcome the further degradation of the US DINOcature. Hopefully you will find this a thought-provoking and word-play-fun-entertaining experience. In my view we are in a many-dimensional sustainability emergency while the perp in the Temporary Shelter issues fake emergencies to do a home run around the blindfolded Lady Justice. It is time for a turnaround of corrupted National and International governing systems, and to start a global collaboration towards sustainability. I see us on Earth like the people who were on the maiden voyage of the Titanic. "Drill-baby-drill" and "beautiful clean coal" pretend that Earth is unsinkable. We can see everyday that we are getting closer to the precipice and might win a collective Darwin Award by accelerating on the road to hell. Here a link to a video of Schrödinger’s Cat Voting System and some visual fun! https://youtu.be/5rDF4mrSHy8 Godspeed Christian

Dear Friends! There are many who are shocked by the disregard of due process and laws by the Trump Cabalinet. Last weekend there were many demonstrations where people showed their opposition to his policies while Trump golfed. He might not even be aware of the numerous peaceful protests around the country. I was thinking of designing an easier way to have the protest to be counted. America is not particularly accurate when votes are counted. You know that most votes do not matter thanks to the Electoral College. But we can count money very well. In America, money talks! The basic idea of TheTruthWithHumor voting system is that rather than wasting your money like Elon Musk on buying a Government with election donations of $280,000,000, you can make your opposition counted by simply shifting your purchases to a particular day of the week. Voting should be free. Please review the “Money Talks” Freedom Roulette weekly calendar. It associates Tuesday with support for Trade Wars and lawless action by the Trump Regime. “Tuesday” comes from Tiu, or Tiw, the Anglo-Saxon name for Tyr, the Norse god of war. The people of the United States who are against trade wars and care about liberty, the law, due process, and freedom of all speech can shift purchases to “Freedom Friday”. Old English Frīgedæg ‘day of Frigga’, named after the Germanic goddess Frigga, wife of the supreme god Odin and goddess of married love. Our motto: “Show your love for Liberty by spending your money on Fridays!” By comparing day-of-the-week sales statistics before and after “Liberation Day”, the day Trump chose to declare trade war on the whole world, we will be able to show that there are many people who care about Liberty and rather live in trade peace with our allies, friends, and neighbors. Voting should be easy and anonymous! Vote with your money. I like to invite retailers who also support a world in trade peace by offering Liberty Discounts on Fridays to all customers. We make voting as easy as shopping! Vote while you shop on Freedom Fridays! Every Dollar counts. Imagine a future Tuesday where sales collapse. Then we know we are united in our opposition and love of Liberty. Please share this forward. www.TheTruthWithHumor.com

You may remember Harry S. Truman who had a sign "The Buck Stops Here!" on his desk. He wanted to show that he was responsible for the actions of his administration. Today we find a caretaker behind that desk who does not care and only takes. Soon April 1st might be the only day in the year where the people can speak truth to power without inadvertently ending up on a deportation flight to Guantanamo Bay or a hellhole prison in South America.

Dear Friends, Today I like to share my thoughts about the TOXIC Agent Orange Home Remedy Treatment that the United States has elected to shower on itself in a desperate attempt to fight a serious bout of depression and voter unhappiness. At its core, Agent Orange was a powerful tool to provide transparency! Who could object to that? For those of you who are not familiar with Agent Orange, here is an AI-Googled summary of some TRUTHS. Please commit these truths to your memory as the US is currently purging history based on DEI-associated word lists. With words like “gay” for example! You might have learned in your history class that the first atomic bomb ever dropped on a densely populated city was delivered not by a mid-wife but by a Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber, named Enola Gay after the mother of the pilot. The parents of Enola must have named her “gay” for it’s meaning to be lighthearted and carefree. What a nice name! Well, in today’s America where the poorly educated are loved by our dear leader just the appearance of the word gay on a Superfortress photo can purge it from the National Memory with “smart” AI that can find words in historic digital images. I believe most of the National Memory has already been cut with a Musk Chain Saw, or it will soon be eliminated by firing squad with a Musk-ET. Sorry I digress. Back to Agent Orange. During the Vietnam War, Agent Orange was a herbicide and defoliant used by the U.S. military to clear vegetation and remove foliage that provided cover for enemy troops. • Purpose: The U.S. military used Agent Orange and other herbicides like Agent Blue and Agent White to: o Defoliate trees and other vegetation to remove enemy cover. o Destroy enemy crops and disrupt their food supply. o Clear vegetation around U.S. bases. Health Effects: • Cancer: Various types of cancer have been linked to Agent Orange exposure, such as Hodgkin's Lymphoma, multiple myeloma, and non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma, according to the Public Health VA. • Birth Defects: There is evidence that Agent Orange exposure can lead to birth defects in the children of exposed veterans, according to the VA. • Other Diseases: Other diseases associated with Agent Orange exposure include diabetes, chronic B-cell leukemia, respiratory cancer, lung cancer, and soft tissue sarcomas. • Dioxin Persistence: Dioxin, the contaminant found in Agent Orange, is a persistent pollutant that can remain in the environment and accumulate in the food chain. Take a minute here to pause, and let that sink in… Elon Musk would now appear with a sink at your front door. I hope they are not yet looking for you. Any truth teller is a target. So more than 50 years ago the military-industrial complex in America the Beautiful, aided and abetted by Dow Chemical and Monsanto was willing to poison their own soldiers and their enemy in a disagreement over what is better for humanity, capitalism or communism. In my view it has been proven today that both of these systems appear to sooner or later converge to oligarchy, corruption, and unhappiness for the average man or woman, or any gay person in the carefree sense. For your ongoing education here is a quick side note on Monsanto: They make your Round-Up and the Round-Up resistant corn that you digest daily in many forms of your highly processed American diet. They were acquired in 2018 by the German firm Bayer which grew out of the I.G. Farben company (1925-1945) that supplied Cyclone B, the poison gas that the Nazi’s used in the gas chambers of their Concentration Camps. I find it “funny” in a very sick sense how so many of the toxic businesses in the world are connected by their capitalistic roots. There must be a source of evil that makes toxins flourish. Please use your computer to do some research on decades of birth defects that the mothers in Vietnam had to face thanks to American exceptionalism. What happened with the weapons of mass destruction that Saddam Hussein supposedly had? Where any of the “adults in the rooms of power” held accountable for starting a devastating war under false pretenses? Is it any surprise that the powerless countries in the world are in disbelieve when they see Russia and the US waving the magic veto wand at the UN that removes any accountability for their misdeeds? Rules are made for suckers if they are not symmetric! I like to close with a thought: A good case can be made that a lot of the people in power in Washington today are gay! Not in the carefree sense of Enola, but in the sense that they act FREE OF CARE! I hope you remember how Melania Trump was walking around in 2018 with a jacket emblazoned with the message: “I really don’t care, do you?” This is the fundamental QUESTION TO ALL of US today! Do we still care? About the climate that our children and all people in the world will have to survive because we love to drive our 15MPG SUVs. About the toxins and forever chemicals that we constantly dump into the environment. About the microplastics that are accumulating in food chains and brains. How much individual thinking is still done in the country where Freedom of Thought is not even mentioned in the Constitution and more and more neurons are plasticized. We know they/them only care about money and how to use pronouns and fear to divide us. It is time for us, the people who care, to think about a better national and global system than the corrupt machine that Elon Musk and his free-of-care sidekick are now obliterating. It is time to go back to the drawing board. Every vote should count! All lives on Earth matter! All humans and their future children are stakeholders on Earth. And if you feel you are so special that you don’t care about CO2 in the atmosphere, I would like to suggest a little scientific experiment. Take a large plastic bag. Place it over your head so that you are not longer exposed to the dirty air that the others emit. Close tight around the neck. Breath deep and relax. While your body is happily emitting and recirculating the waste CO2 that your metabolism creates, think about the future of a world with a lot more CO2. Please have a trusted helper close by who can end the experiment before the experiment ends you. Your life matters to me, too. And then take your Starship and fly to Mars! What should our priorities be at this Fork in the Road moment for humanity? 1. Stop stupid wars. They kill people, destroy the environment, and leave a lot of toxicity behind. For many decades. We should have learned the lessons of WWI, WWII, the Korea War, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, Ukraine, Gaza… Escalation of violence does not lead to peace, prosperity, and happiness. The definition of insanity is to try the same failing recipe over and over. Do we really need to try the failed trickle-down tax cut experiment AGAIN? 2. Focus a lot of our ingenuity and energy on transforming the global society on a sustainable path with respect to the limited natural resources. We need to relearn to respect Earth and each other. China is showing us what is possible. Let sunshine in your life and let it power our lives! Save clean energy in sustainable batteries. Drill-baby-drill is as smart as the plastic bag experiment! It is the wrong way! The rich nations must take responsibility for the future of our Earth. We need to deploy our wealth to fight climate change and not to create a global Crypto Coin Casino. 3. Once we have plenty of sustainable, clean, and cheap energy available we can dedicate it to powering the power-hungry Artificial Intelligence systems that can help our own poor decision-making processes. Just by looking at our leaders we can see that the executive function in many heads is already severely compromised. There appear to be too many people who carry their heads only to prevent rain from falling into their open necks. Remember you have the Freedom of Thought even if Constitution 1.0 did not mention it. Your head is round so that your thoughts can turn their direction. It is time to turn this ship around. We are all on this Earth together! Think bigger than MAGA. MEGA! Make Earth Great Again! www.TheTruthWithHumor.com

Is Humanity hitting the Tower of Babel 2.0 cataclysm? Dear Friends, In these turbulent days I am thinking a lot about how stories from the ancient past connect with the amazing technological achievements and societal dysfunction that we observe today. The Tower of Babel story, found in the Bible's Book of Genesis, tells of how, after the Great Flood, people speaking a single language gathered in the land of Shinar and decided to build a massive tower reaching to the heavens, aiming to make a name for themselves; however, God, seeing their pride, confused their languages so they could no longer understand each other, causing them to disperse across the earth and leaving the tower unfinished; the name "Babel" itself is derived from the Hebrew word for "confusion.". (Source Google Search) What would a person from the days of Genesis think if they could time-travel into our world today? They would surely be amazed by the unbelievable recovery from God’s spell and the achievements that humans have been able to create as a group, collaborating over the global dispersion and language and cultural barriers that God created to limit us in our strive for the heavens. It only took a few thousand years to get to this point. A mere blip on the timescale of Earth that is measured in millions of years. The history of technological innovation is short on that scale. It has been accelerating at an unbelievable pace by the collaboration of an exponentially growing number of people with valuable educations that compete fairly to create better systems and technologies. Just looking at my lifetime we went from a transatlantic phone call that cost many $$ per minute to a nominal charge of one cent, which is essentially free. We can communicate 24x7 with our flat-rate broadband connections all over the world with all our friends. We have satellite networks like Starlink that extend connectivity all over the world. Diseases that used to be deadly for many have been almost eliminated by vaccinations. I am not even going to try to write down a comprehensive list of all the amazing technologies and innovations that we use every day without even an inkling of awareness. I think most of us are taking these technologies as God-given and don’t even appreciate any of this any longer. Until they fail. Think about what you did during your last power outage... How are we using these amazing capabilities? Soldiers from Russia are ordered by a despotic leader to attack their former fellow citizens with missiles, planes, drones and artillery. Ukrainian soldiers are fighting back courageously with support of Starlink and intelligence from the heavens. Hundreds of $Billions are wasted on wars that would be better spend to accelerate Humanity on a path to sustainability to prevent the climate catastrophe. Our unbelievable communication resources are wasted on spreading lies and propaganda to sow discord that separates families and ends friendships. Amazing computer capacity is created to run a global-scale Crypto scam that is looking for ever more suckers who are made to believe that they too can all get rich quick like the creators and true investors of this Crypto casino. I fear that we are now approaching the Tower of Babel cataclysm 2.0. Elon Musk, who has been an amazingly creative technological innovation warrior, is taking the chain saw to the Federal Government in a reform attempt where a scalpel would be the appropriate tool to cut out the small nodules of cancer that should be removed. It is a truly tragic story of epic proportions that reminds me of the cautionary tale of Icarus. Godspeed Elon! You have many golden parashoots. Unfortunately, the many people who you are disrespecting in the DOGE circus joke-show, while the feverish and delusional crowd cheers you forward with your chain saw, do not have the financial freedom that would allow them to glide to safety as easily as you will when your wings finally melt. In our oligarchic society, where tax cuts for the filthy-rich weigh down the country with debt, it appears that only rescue parachutes have upward mobility. Let that sink in! It is time for all of us to ask: “Have you no sense of decency, sir?” For how many of us does this line from congressional television in 1954 still ring a bell? I was not around but learned it from history. People forget their history and the important lessons that it holds at their own peril. Divided we fall. Be afraid of the people who make a wonderful living by splitting us up and who love the poorly educated who become easy marks for their organized scams. Humanity could be on an amazing, accelerating path of gaining knowledge if we follow the principles of science and truth in a world in peace that is guided by the Golden Rule. And this does not mean that the One with the Gold rules! Interestingly, the US Constitution does not explicitly guarantee us the Freedom of Thought! Was that an oversight? Do we need an afterthought here? The Founding Fathers probably thought that it is obvious that this Freedom cannot be taken from them. But it appears that many of us today, both on the left and right, have given up the Freedom of Thought, and outsourcing our own executive function to the groupthink that is manipulated by poor leaders who are filthy and rich and want to become even richer. Their greed has no limits and respects no borders. Any small country without its own nukes is a fair target for unfair shakedowns. MIGHT makes RIGHT. A veto trumps accountability for the powerful Nations with cushy permanent seats on the UN security Council. Laws and rules are for the small and weak. I believe we need the Constitution 2.0 where the Founding Mothers can include Freedom of Thought in the foundation of a reformed Republic. A healthy place free of toxicity where One Voter has One Vote! Isn’t it amazing that such a simple concept of “One Voter=One Vote” can be revolutionary? What world are we accepting to live in? Why should a modern country waste $Billions on stupid election advertisements and significant civic courage and effort to count votes, if its citizens do not even care to have each vote count? The Constitution 1.0 promised to establish domestic Tranquility in its preamble. Constitution 2.0 should preserve this desirable goal and extend it to the global village. I would love to have Freedom from Fear included. For school children there should not be a need to go through combat training of how to attack a deranged shooter with an AR15 that can shoot 20 rounds in 15 seconds who might appear at a moment’s notice in their classroom. I would love to live in an advanced society where I can exercise the Freedom to not wear arms because there is a well-trained militia that does, the Police. US small arms manufactures are making obscene profits by manufacturing unethical, dumb guns that kill 40,000 people a year in the US. That is equivalent to two 747 planes of precious human beings falling out of the sky every week. I am sure we would have more than “Thoughts and Prayers” for a technology problem where Boing sells 747s and two of them fall out of the sky every week to kill 40,000 of our loved ones every year. If we can have self-driving cars, we surely can ask for smart guns that end the American Carnage. The dumb guns are smuggled to Mexico to arm cartels with powerful rifles, even armor piercing sniper rifles, where Mexican police officers are simply outgunned in their battle to maintain tranquility for our friends in Mexico. Mexican politicians who want to work against cartels are simply executed on their streets. In return for the deadly guns the cartels smuggle deadly fentanyl and other drugs back to the US and make good money by selling bad drugs to our children. Soon they will be able to feed the illicit proceeds into Crypto ATMs in our local grocery store and then withdraw them cleanly laundered anywhere in the world. The paradise for the criminals who love Crypto is being created as we speak. How about including Freedom from Crooks in Constitution 2.0? There could be a Consumer Financial Protection Bureau that ensures that mainstream media do not describe purchasing of value-free Crypto coins as “investing” and instead refers to it properly as "gambling". Such an agency could also prevent value-free Crypto meme coins to be hawked on Crypto exchanges, or more appropriate Casinos, to make filthy rich Crooks even richer. Constitution 2.0 should ensure Freedom from Fear Of Missing Out . For that it should take away the Freedom of Crooks to create FOMO and scare people who are busy with their lives to send them their life savings. People deserve real protection in return for the taxes they pay. How about including the Freedom from Crooks in Government? Transparency in Government is more than having a King who has no clothes. I have a Dream! Dream with me! The World’s children deserve a future FULL of HOPE and FREE from FEAR. Please share this dream with your loved ones. www.TheTruthWithHumor.com